punk is politics

I'm appalachian and basically a sorry sack of shit


basically if you play a brass instrument and have pretty eyes i’ll fall in love with you

(via modern-requiem)


doctor: so what is bothering u

me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*

(via yddaw)


whenever i eat yogurt i stand in front of a mirror and pretend im in a commercial

(via yddaw)


blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

(via fine-great)

mum picking me up from school

  • mum: Christ, how did you manage to get that black eye?
  • me: well, you see that tree in the playground?
  • mum: yes.
  • me: well I didn't.